lucidnee:

Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

(via barian-booty)

prettymvtherfucker:

I want some rough sex and naked cuddles right now

(via moan-my-name-louder)

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

(via forevernexttonormal)

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(via 42214)

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(via 42214)

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via fake-mermaid)

the-personal-quotes:

click for relatable on your dash!